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shapirorob:

thescissoringqueen:

I literally washed down my Vicodin with my moscato on more than one occasion and I’m still kicking.

That doesn’t sound entirely healthy…

Desperate times called for desperate measures.

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happy-cat-xoxo:

thescissoringqueen:

happy-cat-xoxo:

 

Yay!!! I’ve missed you! 

I’ve missed you, too.

What’s new?!

Not a whole lot, how are you?

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happy-cat-xoxo:

thescissoringqueen:

happy-cat-xoxo:

thescissoringqueen said: Hey Cat.

Jade! <3 We haven’t talked in so long. That makes me sad. 

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I know. Don’t be sad, though. We’re talking now, aren’t we?

Yay!!! I’ve missed you! 

I’ve missed you, too.

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lipstickonmypassport:

thescissoringqueen:

lipstickonmypassport:

Yeah.  There’s got to be someone out there crazy enough to put up with my bullshit.

Hey, if I found someone, you totally will. If that’s any consolation.

Why would you be surprised you found someone?  You seem nice enough.

Long story short, the girl I’m engaged to? We used to hate each other. And like you I come with my own bullshit.

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star-spangled-tori:

thescissoringqueen:

star-spangled-tori:

thescissoringqueen:

Where would you suggest we get married, then?

How about somewhere less life risking, hm?

If you insist.

Darn right I do! =)

But really, we should start thinking about it.

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lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

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star-spangled-tori:

thescissoringqueen:

Where would you suggest we get married, then?

How about somewhere less life risking, hm?

If you insist.

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star-spangled-tori:

thescissoringqueen:

Where is your sense of adventure?

Far away from a tank full of sharks!

Where would you suggest we get married, then?

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shapirorob:

thescissoringqueen:

…Fine, you caught me. But it does work. I’m not saying get completely shitfaced like I did, just do a little bit. It keeps you from going into REM so you can’t dream. Or something like that. All I know is that the nights that I went to bed after a bottle of wine were the ones that I didn’t wake up screaming my head off.

I don’t think I’m supposed to mix pain meds with booze.

I literally washed down my Vicodin with my moscato on more than one occasion and I’m still kicking.

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star-spangled-tori:

We can get married in a 125,000 gallon shark tank!

In a- Jade!

Where is your sense of adventure?

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